Posted April 13, 2010 at 3:23am
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16 Funniest Onion News Headlines About religion
- Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World
- Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian
- Pope Forgives Molested Children
- God Answers Prayers Of Paralyzed Little Boy: ‘No’, says God
- Christian Charity Raising Money to Feed Non-Gay Famine Victims
- Weakling President Asks Imaginary Man In Sky To Bless Nation
- Christian Right Lobbies To Overturn Second Law Of Thermodynamics
- Family That Prays Together Suffers Through Long, Hellish Marriage Together
- Pope Vows to Get Church Pedophilia Down to Acceptable Levels
- God Cites ‘Moving In Mysterious Ways’ As Motive In Killing Of 3,000 Papua New Guineans
- God Angrily Clarifies ‘Don’t Kill’ Rule
- Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New ‘Intelligent Falling’ Theory
- Black Gospel Choir Makes Man Wish He Believed In All That God Bullshit
- Church Group Offers Homosexual New Life In Closet
- Street Evangelist Saves 300 Souls From Enjoying Park
- Christ Getting in Shape for Second Coming
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Posted April 12, 2010 at 6:45pm
Oh, he’s very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.
— One of my favourite films
Posted April 10, 2010 at 5:12pm
I cannot stand loud noises and there is someone right outside my window revving the fuck out of his four wheeler and I am beyond livid.
WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF TOWN YOU FUCKING IDIOT. PLEASE GO OUT IN THE GOD DAMN WOODS OR SOMETHING TO RIDE YOUR FOUR WHEELER BECAUSE ONE MORNING YOU ARE GOING TO WAKE UP AND FIND THAT THING TORN APART IN YOUR YARD OKAY. I DON’T WANT TO HEAR THAT SHIT.
I live down the road from Hell’s Angels Motorcycle Club Base. I feel your pain. Every. Single. Day. D:
